Everything I Need To Know I Learned in the Theater

1) It's a hard knock life, but the sun'll come out tomorrow.

2) When you mess up, slap on a smile and get back on track.

3) Improvisation requires saying yes, trusting the people standing next to you, and going with the flow.

4) Working with children and animals is hell.

5) Boys are gay.

6) Your critics? Just jealous.

7) Costume and makeup make all the difference!

8) You're Nobody 'til Somebody Loves You.

9) Money makes ze vorld go round, ze vorld go round...

10) There's no place like home.